Uncle Tim's Friendly Hot Sauce Company - Killed the sauce. Kept the shirt.

I tried to start a hot sauce company in 2021.

Turns out “make sauce, sell sauce” is actually “paperwork, regulations, and financial regret.”

So the business is currently in its “masterful inaction” phase.

This is the logo from that almost-business.

Buying this shirt won’t get you hot sauce, but it will get you closer to the dream of one day ignoring all advice and starting your own questionable venture.

Wear it with pride. Or irony. Both work.

The timeless AS Colour Classic Tee, ideal for printing with its regular fit and heavy weight 220 GSM, 22-singles 100% combed cotton. Built to last with neck ribbing, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, and double needle hems, plus preshrunk fabric for minimal shrinkage.

Garment Measurements

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• Lay an existing garment flat.
• Body Width: Measure from armpit to armpit
  
• Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
• Please note, measurements can vary 2.5cm, this is within our tolerance